allteenrelates:

“No amount of regretting can change the past, and no amount of worrying can change the future.”

— Roy T. Bennett
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tpdats:

I was returning something at Target and the person ahead of me was returning 5000 dollars worth of umbrellas???

tinderventure:

She unmatched after that

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littlemammal:

at work last week i was ringing up this guys order and when he signed i was trying to read his signature and i was like “is your last name Duck?” and he got really nervous and he was like “oh nobodys ever uhh noticed before…. i signed it as donald duck i always sign as donald duck im sorry”